A Female Ape Called “Bandariya”


Hey Chetna,
                    I know first thing came into your mind is the name, why did I call you by this name? Right? Haha.. It’s because I never call you by your name like others do, since I’m writing this officially hence I supposed to call you by this only.

So, now the question arises here is-
why am I writing this to you?
Am I your friend?
Am I your bestfriend?
Am I your boyfriend?
Am I your BFF?
Am I having crush on you?
Or Is it an infatuation?
LOL! Not really!

I guess, none of these relationships suit us. They are just superficial. Rather I would love to hear just “Bandar” from you and I’d love to call you “Bandariya”. Now even I don’t know, From where did these words came into existence? Umm…when we started talking ( I guess, I used to call you this name because of your your behaviour is like that only; going here and there, roaming around, every here and then acts like you’re not from this planet hence you got this name. Lol!) We don’t give a shit to find it out afterall we’re not FBI officers. Haha!

If you think that here I’m gonna compliment you, no! neither I’m going to say few nicest words to make you feel wonderful nor something harsh to make you feel bad. I’m gonna do neither of them. Infact, today I’m gonna tell you some of the best facts about “someone” that I might have told you before or might have not.

Firstly, I wanna tell you about that “someone girl” how she is and how I need her to be. She is the “someone” to whom I can turn up to when things are not going the way that they are supposed to, “someone” who always be with me when I’m lost. She’s the “someone” with whom I can talk about the things which are not going right, about people who changes like season and that “someone” always listen to me with ease whatever I wanna say. . She lets me speak. She’s the “someone” who doesn’t throw her own pressures on me but always indulge me when I’m about to burst into anger. After calm me up she behaves as if nothing had happened. And that’s the best thing.

She’s the “someone”  to whom I can get angry on for either no reasons or for a big reasons. She also tries to debate on, when something is messed up between us. . Indirectly do comments on my posts on Facebook to prove me wrong and taunts me that why am I not talking to her? Even though I stuck on my ego, on my point of view, then lovely thing happens and finally all this ended up sending a picture of herself on WhatsApp,

holding both ear with her hands tries to apologize, full of sad eyes and a dull smile, at the end her pretty-little-cute-nose finally get succeed to melt my heart. She’s the “someone” who promise me not to repeat the mistake again and within 5-10 minutes she’ll be acting(as usual) like again nothing has happened. And I’m like what is she? Lol!

She’s the “someone” who sings for me at 2 AM, that’s true. That are too of my choice of songs. I then save her voice(which she thinks is so discordant, even though I love to listen to it time and again)  to media and listen to it later whenever I miss her.

Since I’m a foodie, She’s the “someone” who promise me to make food stuff for me everytime we meet. Most importantly she hates men with “Beard and Moustache”, she forces her own brother to cut it if he wants to be with her, but at the same time she feels the opposite for me. she knows Beard and moustache are my life. How much I love it. In my case she’s the one who scold me if I ever ask her to cut/trim my beard. She too fell in for it with me (:

She’s the “someone” who gets tired taking care of her relatives who come to her house every next day(At times, I wonder how come those relatives like so much hospitality given by house members of “someone”) and then call me as soon as she gets free and being sorry that she couldn’t talk due to guests and I’m like that’s okay. After that as soon as we start talking(again, as usual) we again behave like nothing has happened. Lol!

Hence, there’re endless incidents are happened in this story but I need to stop writing it. Else you’ll press the ‘back-button’ and leave it before knowing that “someone” girls’ name. And you would say ‘I can’t handle this anymore’ hahaha!
Even we don’t even know how do we tolerate each other. Everyone craves for appreciation. If a job is well done, say so, people will take advantage of getting importance from another person. But this doesn’t work for her instead she’ll strive to do better and better.

Eventually, we both don’t expect anything from each other than sharing only LOVE and Happiness. That “someone girl” is none other than a girl who’s little plumpy, little mischievous, little adventurous, little talkative, little ‘Drama Queen’, and a powerful portable charger with a smile on her face that too 24×7. That “someone” is none other than ‘Chetna Begani’ alias “Bandariya”. If one has a relationship like this then who would need a girlfriend 😉


Published by: SumitOfficial

Sumit Yadav(25), popularly known as SumitOfficial, is a blogger from Mumbai who has been writing since 5 years, and has posted 600+ Blog Posts till now. He is an MBA and works in an Educational Industry in Mumbai as a Senior Career Consultant. His spare-time activities include creative things like -- Acting, Photographing, mimicking, singing. He has worked with Radios, appeared on National TV, interviewed authors, appeared on newspapers for multiple activities, and has written reviews for magazines. Also, he's been consistently writing offline in his journals for more than 875+ days now. He believes in Continuous Progression, and Exponential Growth. 

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24 thoughts on “A Female Ape Called “Bandariya””

      1. But I’m happy to know that you changed it again. And you get back to your real nature. The nature by which you were known to me. That someone is come back. That someone is none other than my Bandu. I’m delighted to know that she’s back. You’re back. 🙂
        (I hope you are, aren’t you)

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